It's here. A week after the Super Bowl and its disgusting display of forced romance, the made-up holiday of Valentine’s Day is a couple of days away.
You can call me old-fashioned if you want to, but I don't needKim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton rubbing their new relationshipinto my face during the Super Bowl. If you want to put out a sex tape, fine. But leave me alone.
It feels inauthentic and forced. I don’t want to see it while I'm trying to enjoy a football game. Go get caught in the bathroom at the stadium by security if you want me to care.
And speaking of forced,that halftime show wedding. Come on. That's notTrue Romance, not unless you agree that when you get divorced, that too, is aired during a Super Bowl halftime show.
We didn’t need that with Valentine's Day right around the corner. We needed wholesome and authentic love stories like the70-year-old former Google CEO out with the 27-year-old daughterof a German politician.
They weren’t rubbing it in our faces on the 50-yard line. They're out living their lives. That's a love story to get behind and get us back on track this week. We don’t make a big deal out of Valentine’s Day in the SeanJo house.
But I do get something for Mrs. SeanJo. So, yes, it's made up and all that, but you can’t have her talking with her friends and co-workers and be the only one who didn’t get anything. It's an easy win.
Don’t worry, if you didn’t go over the top, you can still grab some flowers or chocolate-covered strawberries or something like that. Don't overthink it, but don’t ignore it either.
Now let's unpack this week's edition of your favorite quest through romance. We've got a hall pass situation to get through and a one-night stand that rocked a woman's world then ghosted her.
Do me a favor and at some point, followTrue RomanceonTwitterandFacebook, where the romance never ends.
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