The Artemis of Deep State Fakery

by Donald Jeffries,”I Protest”:

The recent adventure of NASA’s Artemis II, which our kept press lauded as an “historic” mission, drummed home just how hoodwinked the American public is. I remember it being “historic” in 1968 when astronauts Borman, Anders, and Lovell accomplished the exact same thing- orbiting the moon, on Apollo 8.

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CBS News, now being run by Israeli Firster Bari Weiss, claimed that Aretmis II “set a record” for the “farthest distance humans have ever traveled from our planet.” Except that every one of the six Apollo missions that allegedly landed on the moon traveled a slightly longer distance, to the surface. How do they make such claims with a straight face? I mean, is the moon farther away now than it was in those hallowed years from 1969-1972, when we somehow had the technology to drive a collapsible moon buggy around the lunar surface, and hit golf balls into the non-atmosphere there? Also, we were able to travel this “farthest” distance in less time than we can in the Year of our Lord 2026. It’s a disappearing technology thing, you wouldn’t understand. I’m not sure which CBS I like best, the new ultra-Zionist outfit, or the warm and cuddly “space age” version, presided over by Walter Cronkite- you know, the voice of the owl for decades at the yearly Cremation of Care occult ritual at Bohemian Grove.

We knew that they’d try to reboot manned voyages. Except now it’s more diverse, with a suitably long haired female on board. You need that long hair so that it can stand up on video, B-52s style, during those worthless, kindergarten level “experiments” they do for whatever audience is actually watching. The hair sticking up shows they aren’t in gravity any more, you see. So does them floating around their small craft. Sometimes they do flips. They probably learn that at astronaut school. And now, of course, there is the prerequisite African-American on board. You can’t have a modern fake space mission without an African-American. I’m surprised there was only one. And no transgenders? Yet. Be patient. They may even perform a live “transition” in space at some point. These modern astronauts smile vacuously at the camera, just like the girls on theTodayshow. If Katie Couric was younger, she’d be perfect for this role. You just know they’re eventually going to fit in some cooking and food tasting.

Really, if they wanted us to believe this was real, why did they launch Artemis II on April 1?April Fools Day? Come on! And they still haven’t figured out a way to CGI in some stars in the endless universe? Does it make any sense that we can see stars from the surface of the Earth, but not the surface of the moon, which has no atmosphere? Being as how this is more thanfifty yearsafter we supposedly last bounced up and down on the moon, we had a right to expect some cool selfies on board that craft. And there were selfies. But somehow, none of the four astronauts, not the brave and strapping African-American, not the narcissistic White woman, thought to grin into the camera with the big, blue Earth in the background? I mean, they took selfies as they were orbiting the moon. Talk about remote reception! That’s almost as impressive as President Nixon’s live phone call to the moon in 1969. Using a landline. But no one thought to turn their IPhones towards the biggest thing in the sky?