Porch pirates and their dastardly deeds are not usually a laughing matter.
(Except invideoswhere the thieves get their comeuppance by means of glitter bombs or other surprises they unwittingly discover in decoy packages. It’s hard not to laugh at those.)
The Oklahoma City Police Department recently had entirely too much fun sharing asocial media postfeaturing a different sort of porch pirate.
Or, more precisely, “pooch pirates,” as the department dubbed a doggie duo that recently turned to a life of crime.
The video, apparently from someone’s doorbell camera, caught the two culprits red-handed (red-pawed?) making off with a parcel.
First, one mutt wandered into the frame and moseyed over to the area of the doorbell. He was soon joined by an accomplice.
After a bit of snuffling around, the first dog fled the scene of the crime carrying something. His buddy followed.
It must have been a slow crime day in Oklahoma City, because the department’s social media post trotted out nearly every bad pun in the book to describe the incident:
“Who let the dogs out… and onto your porch?!” the caption inquired.
“Suspects: two four-legged masterminds pulling off a paws and grab heist in broad daylight.
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