Jon Stewart: Step Four of the Art of the Deal Is ‘Just Say ‘It’s Open,’’ ‘Who’s Going to Check?’

STEWART: “boom!” Mother [bleep]! Step four, just say it’s open! Who’s gonna go check? [Laughter and applause] Honestly! Who’s gonna go check? Even if you have a boat, what are you gonna do? Drive all the way there? What, are you in the “strait of hormuz yacht and regatta club?” Get the [bleep] out of here. You didn’t even know what the Strait of Hormuz was a month ago, and now you’re a fucking now, this next part’s tricky because at some point, even though you have stated very clearly that the strait is now open, people are going to realize they are still not getting food or fuel. Which is fine. Because this is in the art of the deal, where the 4th dimensional chess comes in to play.”

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Jon Stewart: Step Four of the Art of the Deal Is ‘Just Say ‘It’s Open,’’ ‘Who’s Going to Check?’‘You didn’t even know what the Strait of Hormuz was a month ago’News & Politics,InternationalRUSH EXCERPT:STEWART: “boom!” Mother [bleep]! Step four, just say it’s open! Who’s gonna go check? [Laughter and applause] Honestly! Who’s gonna go check? Even if you have a boat, what are you gonna do? Drive all the way there? What, are you in the “strait of hormuz yacht and regatta club?” Get the [bleep] out of here. You didn’t even know what the Strait of Hormuz was a month ago, and now you’re a fucking now, this next part’s tricky because at some point, even though you have stated very clearly that the strait is now open, people are going to realize they are still not getting food or fuel. Which is fine. Because this is in the art of the deal, where the 4th dimensional chess comes in to play.”Video filesFullCompactSort byDateSummaryRelevancePopularityPer page81216Audio filesFullCompactSort byDateSummaryRelevancePopularityPer page81216Recipient e-mailMessage (optional)Preview

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