COP BLOCK: Florida woman leaves Paddy Wagon for a hookup, then takes a detour in the actual paddy wagon Crystal Rothwell was doing 68 in a 45 when the lights hit. She cut a side street, went the wrong way, and bounced through the grass. Then she parked in the middle of the road like that was a spot. She flung the door open so the deputy would not shoot her. She said she was speeding because someone was getting jumped. Two drinks at the ol’ Paddy Wagon and adamant about not being drunk. The tests were a suggestion box. Head on a swivel. Extra steps. Quiet counting. Arms out. Wrong finger. Then she blew double the limit: .181 and .194. She was headed to hook up with the passenger. The county hooked her instead.