Apes — chimps, gorillas, orangutans, bonobos, etc. — are without question my favoriteanimals. I know that's a strange sentence coming from a 30-year-old man, but it's true.
I've been known to post up at zoos with a soft pretzel, sitting back and watchinggorillasdo whatever it is they do.
Which is usually scratching themselves.
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But sometimes they get in on the zoo's social media.
However, the gorillas at the San Antonio Zoo seemed as though they couldn't be less enthused about the zookeepers' bright idea of tossing a Curious George stuffed animal into their habitat.
I'm not sure what the endgame was here. I think they were hoping one gorilla would cuddle it like the internet sensation "Punch the Monkey" did to that little plushie from IKEA (by the way, missed opportunity not naming Punch, "Shock").
Personally, that outcome is way down the list of what I would've expected. My guess would be some humping, feces throwing, or ripping its arms off.
Perhaps all three if you play your cards right.
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