Los Angeles City Council Entertains Call For Homeless Masturbation & Hookup Centers

Authored by Monica Showalter via AmericanThinker.com,

What's this strange proclivity from the left to provide the dregs of society with the same accommodations as those who pay their bills?

What on earth did I just listen to

Is this real life ? pic.twitter.com/m8Va9OBcGl

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This is what passed for governance at the Los Angeles City Council last week:

"I'd like to propose that Los Angeles consider a pilot program for free hygenic sexual relief clinics, primarily serving the homeless and unhoused. This means equality. It means private sexual relief through masturbation, or where appropriate and consensual, with a partner. All funded by tax dollars and managed with professional oversight. It's about allowing the homeless to have the same comforts and privacy as we have today."

No, that's not satire. That really happened, and based on what's known, the guy was not thrown out of the room for it. Judging by the man's social-services choice of words, he sounded as though he came from an NGO.

Do tell us what that 'professional oversight' would look like watching the perverts in action and who would get that particular job?

This, from a city that's $97 million in the hole, with massive amounts of free accommodations for the always growing homeless population -- from free te