Annabelle Billings, a redheaded Arkansas college student who gives off “I would never” energy, pulled out of Old School Billiards just after midnight and started painting both the yellow and white lines. When the officer walked up, she rolled the window down like she was just heading home after a wholesome night of pool. She said she and a friend had been at the hall and she “only had a couple.” The field sobriety tests told a different story. She failed the eye test, missed heel-to-toe, and still looked like she was politely waiting for extra credit. Then she blew a .129. She was booked for DWI and improper lane change. Innocent face with an alcohol taste. Classic.