For a cash money deal, I was invited to an african restaurant to smooth out the proceedings. I can tell you all right now, as a white witness, don't EVER go to an african restaurant. The food they eat is not what white people can even picture. The main dish was called salt fish and akai or something like that. 14 week old, salted, dead fish, full of bones, I swear it smelt like little Jennie rotten-crotch had forgot to bathe for 6 months. As a side dish, they had what looked like mashed potato. It was a lump of white slimy "material". I went hungry that night.
System of a Down, they get a pass!
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