For the first time in my 33 years of life, I got food poisoning on Monday night.
It was miserable. I would recommend doing everything you can NOT to experience it yourself.
Between the half dozen times I vomited and the fact that I was pissing out of my rear end every 20 minutes as well as having to comfort my son because I was forced to use his bathroom (since my wife also had food poisoning and was occupying our master bathroom), I didn't get a lick of sleep.
My son was fine, by the way, thanks to being a picky eater that night (thank God).
The next day was some combination of body aches, a low-grade fever, and zero appetite, but that following night as I started to feel better, I had perhaps the best night of sleep I'd gotten in quite some time.
Was it worth the all-nighter spent on my son's bathroom floor the night before? No.
But, it did get me thinking about some of the best nights of sleep we as humans could experience, so I thought I would rank them for you.
And who says I don't suffer for my craft?
If you aren't a gym goer, you've never experienced a night of sleep after leg day, and for that I am truly sorry.
There are few things more rewarding than the deep sleep you get after absolutely abusing your legs in the squat rack earlier that day.
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