The thing about fast-food restaurants late at night is that they're nobody's idea of a community centre, yet they function like one anyway. Teenagers drift in for chips and somewhere to sit. Adults stop for coffee and a moment of quiet. Tempers flare because the lighting is harsh, the queue is slow, and everyone's slightly on edge.
In Gainesville,Florida, police say a petty argument inside a McDonald's ended with a 47-year-old man allegedly throwing a soft drink at three teenagers and then exposing himself outside — a sequence so childish it almost reads like a dare, until you remember the alleged targets were minors and the consequences are criminal.
The man, William Turner Heath, was arrested on Saturday night, 7 February, after officers were called to the McDonald's at 2880 NW 13th Street. He now faces two counts of battery and two counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition, according to local reporting citing an arrest report.
It's tempting to file a story like this under "Florida man" internet fodder. That would be a mistake. The details — particularly the ages of those involved — strip away any easy humour.
According to the arrest report summarised by the Alachua Chronicle, the teenagers were seated in the centre dining area when Heath entered and approached the counter. The victims told police they looked at him while he was ordering and that he became "visibly agitated", walked over, and a verbal argument followed.
The alleged escalation was swift. Officers say Heath threw a soda in the teenagers' direction, hitting two of them and leaving wet patches on their shirts; police also observed soda on seats, tables, and the floor inside the restaurant. The third teenager told officers he avoided being hit.
Outside, things became stranger. Police say Heath lay down in bushes near the sidewalk and claimed he had been punched, while a witness reported hearing him yelling obscenities — including racial and sexual slurs — at the group. That same witness told police she did not see the teenagers initiate any physical confrontation.
Then came the allegation that pushed the incident from "public nuisance" to "sex offence". The teenagers told officers Heath turned over, pulled down his trousers, exposed his buttocks, smacked them and rubbed one cheek "in a lewd manner" towards them; police said the teenagers provided a video that showed him intentionally exhibiting his buttocks at the minors. The Independent Florida Alligator, also citing the arrest report, described video footage showing Heath smacking his buttocks and rubbing his left butt cheek while facing the teenagers.
Heath was arrested at the scene. After being read his Miranda rights, police said he admitted throwing the drink and intentionally exposing his buttocks because he felt "upset and insulted".
He has not been convicted. These are allegations that will now be tested in court.
Source: International Business Times UK
