It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time for a brand-new, back-from-my-honeymoon edition ofThe Gripe Report!
My wife and I got married last fall and decided to space out our wedding and honeymoon, so we spent last week on a cruise to the Bahamas.
Of course, that ruled me out of last week’sGripe Report, which was tough for all of us, but fortunately, I called upmy buddy Austin Perry, and he held down the fort admirably.
We’ve been pals since college, so I was confident in his ability to complain with the best of them, and he didn’t let us down.
Fortunately, my wife and I lucked out with great weather and ultimately had an awesome time.
But I wouldn’t be theGripe ReportGrand Poobah if I came back to American shores without some griping material.
Pro-Tip: You're gonna need a check like your grandma gives you for Christmas to get one of these. (Getty Images)
The first bit of gripe material came months before we even saw a cruise ship, and that was getting a passport.
I had a passport from when I was like 18, but it had expired and then vanished in one of our moves, which meant that I had to apply for a brand new one.
Filling out the application isn’t that big of a problem, but everything else is a hassle.
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