If your crime is notorious enough that it earns you a nickname, you should be behind bars for a reasonable chunk of a decade.
If that crime is sexual abuse, maybe make that most of the decade.
And if that nickname is “Pee Pee Poo Poo Man,” I think we’d all concur that throwing away the key might be the best course of action.
Blessedly, most of us are notCanadian, and we certainly don’t live in one of the country’s woke strongholds, Toronto. That’s where — and I know, this will surprise you all — the suspect in two sexual assaults earlier this month is Samuel Opoku, the man who earned (probably the wrong word) that moniker.
According to the description fromToronto Today, Opoku is “30 years old of no fixed address.” (And you thought “the unhoused” for “homeless” was the ultimate object lesson that Orwell’s “Politics and the English Language” will never not be true, but leave it to the Canadians in upsmanship where it decidedly wasn’t needed.)
Officers were called to the Dundas Street East and De Grassi Street area on May 9 at around 8:10 p.m.
A group of women were walking on a sidewalk when an unknown man approached the group and grabbed a victim’s forearm and made sexual advances, police said. He then allegedly sexually assaulted the woman and fled the scene.
On May 10, officers were called to the Dundas Street West and Bloor Street West area at around 5:30 p.m. for a second sexual assault.
A woman was followed by the man into an office space of a commercial building, police said. He then approached her from behind and allegedly sexually assaulted her before fleeing the scene.
This would be horrible enough if it weren’t for the “Pee Pee Poo Poo Man” aspect.
Source: VidNews » Feed
