Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s Texas seat is being redistricted out of existence.
Her supporters will likely say that’s because she’s a “firebrand” who “speaks truth to power.”
I suppose in a world where “looksmaxxing” is not only areal wordbut a subculture, you can plausibly spin it that way, but only if by “firebrand” you mean “idiot” and “speaks truth to power” as “says something cretinous every time her mouth falls open.”
Because of the fact she’d almost certainly be too extreme for her redistricted seat, she’s running for Senate in Texas.Pollscurrently have her ahead in the Democratic field, which would almost certainly lead to her getting crushed by anyone the Republicans decided to nominate, up to and including cartoon characters.
(I can just see the election night returns: “NBC New-th can now project that, in the th-ate of of Texa-th,Daffy Duck— who-th nomination the Democrat-th called ‘a de-th-picable th-tunt’ — will beat Rep. Ja-th-mine Crockett by a wide margin…”)
In other words, in the American body politic, Jasmine Crockettshould be profoundly unimportant— and at a macro level, she is. But at the micro level, she’s entertainment, particularly because she’s so profoundly convinced of her own importance that she comes across as a sitcom character come to life. (“Sitcomaxxing,” perhaps?)
Thus, in that vein, I give you the latest gem from Crockett: She’s not getting much rest because, and I quote, “If I go to sleep, democracy may very well die.”
Jazzy is doing every podcast invite she gets.
This one is up to 400 views on Youtube 😂pic.twitter.com/wp4GWtLYqs
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman)February 14, 2026
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