Colbert Points out Iran War Is ‘Dangerous’ to Paramount and Its Bid to Buy Warner Brothers Because it Depends on $24 Billion of Gulf Funds

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:COLBERT: “Would rather drink buz. According to the latest reports, the strait is closed. We think. Because only two ships were known to have passed through the waterway on Monday, and some 1,600 ships and roughly 20,000 seafarers remain stranded. Stranded seafarers! You know what that leads to: scurvy, cannibalism, and lonely sailors fashioning dutch wives out of rags[Laughter] You are so lovely, Greta. And so quiet. There are reports of the U.S. And Iran exchanging fire, and today, for the second day in a row, Iran hit the uae with drones and missiles. That is dangerous not just to mideast peace, but to my parent corporation. Because Paramount’s bid to buy warner brothers relies on $24 billion in gulf funds, including the l’imad holding company, which is run by the crown prince of the uae. So this war could endanger the future uae-approved version of hbo! With the hot “euphoria” reboot, “obey your parents.”

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Colbert Points out Iran War Is ‘Dangerous’ to Paramount and Its Bid to Buy Warner Brothers Because it Depends on $24 Billion of Gulf Funds‘That is dangerous not just to mideast peace but to my parent corporation’News & PoliticsRUSH TRANSCRIPT:COLBERT: “Would rather drink buz. According to the latest reports, the strait is closed. We think. Because only two ships were known to have passed through the waterway on Monday, and some 1,600 ships and roughly 20,000 seafarers remain stranded. Stranded seafarers! You know what that leads to: scurvy, cannibalism, and lonely sailors fashioning dutch wives out of rags[Laughter] You are so lovely, Greta. And so quiet. There are reports of the U.S. And Iran exchanging fire, and today, for the second day in a row, Iran hit the uae with drones and missiles. That is dangerous not just to mideast peace, but to my parent corporation. Because Paramount’s bid to buy warner brothers relies on $24 billion in gulf funds, including the l’imad holding company, which is run by the crown prince of the uae. So this war could endanger the future uae-approved version of hbo! With the hot “euphoria” reboot, “obey your parents.”Video filesFullCompactSort byDateSummaryRelevancePopularityPer page81216Audio filesFullCompactSort byDateSummaryRelevancePopularityPer page81216Recipient e-mailMessage (optional)Preview

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